positivelyindecent:

stonzie:

Okay, legit fucking crying.

You bet your elderly testicles I did.

(Source: whendogmetdolphin)

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kyralih:

zawehzaweh:

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

#HELLO I AM MR SMITH THIS IS M FAMILY #WIFE!! SON!!

“This is my thingggg. I got her to marry meeee.”

“I MADE THIS.HE IS OF MY LOINS.”

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obsidianstar:

On that day, mankind received a grim reminder. We lived in fear of the Titans.

obsidianstar:

On that day, mankind received a grim reminder. We lived in fear of the Titans.

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You know what the great thing about rejection is? [It’s] that it doesn’t matter how many times you get rejected, all that needs to happen is for one person to tell you yes. And then everybody else can go fuck themselves.

Chelsea Handler, Chelsea Lately

Hillary from Lady Antebellum didn’t make it past the first round of American Idol twice. They’ve gone on to play on the show.

(via verticalbarmatt)

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summersnows:

Don’t fall for words, fall for actions~*

summersnows:

Don’t fall for words, fall for actions~*

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missginadarling:

Y’all know nothing bout the Taco Terrorist! Harlem Shake! @geo_antoinette @jkfilms #justkiddingfilms #justkiddinggamer #harlemshake #ginadarling #exsupervillain

missginadarling:

Y’all know nothing bout the Taco Terrorist! Harlem Shake! @geo_antoinette @jkfilms #justkiddingfilms #justkiddinggamer #harlemshake #ginadarling #exsupervillain

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